Earthy advice. Extra crispy delivery.

Your room asked for brutal honesty.

Upload a photo for an AI-powered interior roast, then get three specific, budget-friendly fixes you can actually shop.

Start free. No design degree or thick skin required.

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Sample verdict

“That rug isn’t anchoring the room. It’s applying for witness protection.”

The RoomRoast promise

Funny first. Useful by the end.

01

No fake praise

We point at the real design problem instead of calling everything “cozy.”

02

No fantasy budgets

Recommendations are tagged by spend so the fix fits real renter math.

03

No mystery makeover

You get three prioritized moves, not a vague mood board and a prayer.

From questionable to considered

One photo. One roast. Three smart moves.

RoomRoast turns interior advice into a fast, entertaining sequence—easy to understand, easy to share, and easier to act on.

The main event

A critique worth screenshotting.

01 — Upload

Show us the whole situation

Add a clear room photo. The AI reads layout, color, lighting, scale, and the decor choices your friends have politely ignored.

02 — Roast

Get the punchline and the point

The result is concise, specific, and formatted to share—so your group chat can laugh before you quietly take the advice.

03 — Repair

Three fixes, ranked

  • The quickest win
  • The biggest visual upgrade
  • The shoppable finishing touch

3

budget-tagged recommendations per roast

Spend a little, spend a bit more, or start by moving what you already own.

Pick your level of honesty

A little sting. A much better room.

Try the roast for free, or unlock more rooms and a gentler mode when you only want the design help.

First Burn

Test the waters—and your emotional resilience.

$0

to get started

  • 1 room roast
  • Shareable result
  • 3 budget-tagged fixes
Get roasted free
Best for makeovers

Fix Only+

More rooms, deeper fixes, optional emotional safety.

$9

per month

  • 10 room analyses monthly
  • Roast or no-roast mode
  • Saved fix lists
  • Expanded product matches
Start Fix Only+

Before you expose the room

Fair questions. Honest answers.

Your blank wall has had it too easy

Let’s find out what the room is hiding.

Upload one photo. Leave with a laugh and a practical plan.

Roast my room